"Well officer, my fucking extra large dicks wife has been staying with her sister in Basingstoke for the last few weeks. But her sister told me she left early this afternoon to return to our home in Cornwall. Now what in the world would a happily married faithful wife be doing in a MotorLodge at eleven-thirty on a Friday night when she should be at home in Cornwall with her children by now?
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"Well that small dick gallery was the idea, officer. I could have gone screaming in there and kicked the guys head in. But I think we might have met earlier if I had.
Just then our attention was attracted uncut male penis pictures free to a car that went racing past; it must have been doing at least a hundred miles an hour. The two officers both turned to look at it, and I noticed the 'Tolgus Systems' flash down the side. The officer had a new interest now, he turned back to me and said
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"I know you didn't sir, but you did know what double dick jerk would happen didn't you! Goodnight Sir." He called as they got into they're car and made off in pursuit of Gary Wilson
This could be turning out better than I uncut mexican dick expected, I thought and with a just a slight feeling of satisfaction I followed them, only at a more sedate pace
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"Well what the hell does she preteen uncut penis reckon she's going to do? She's got herself into the shit, now she'll have get herself out of it. I'll tell you what though, if you don't mind you could give her her bloody cell-phone, then she will be able to call her sister. I'm fucked if I care what she does. Oh yea, can you tell her there's a really good message from her boss, on there.
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"Fucked if I care Mark, she was shacked longest penis ever up in a hotel room with Wilson when I found her; so she's my ex-wife now. I don't give a fuck what she does. Look Mark I'm upset, tired and a long way from home. I'll call you on Monday and arrange to return your gear goodnight.
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